Ranma got run over by a panda
Walking home from Ukyou's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Panda,
But as for me an' Shampoo, we believe.

He'd been drinking too much sake,
And we begged him not to go.
But he forgot to bring his hot water,
And he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack
She had panda prints on her forehead,
And incriminating claws marks on her back.

Ranma got run over by a panda
Walking home from Ukyou's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Panda,
But as for me an' Shampoo, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Shampoo,
She's been taking this so well.
See her in there making noodles,
Drinking beer and playing go with Soun Tendo.

It's not Christmas without Ranma,
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts
or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!

Ranma got run over by a panda
Walking home from Ukyou's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Panda,
But as for me an' Shampoo, we believe.

Now the duck is on the table
And the dinner made of pig (ahhhhh!)
And the red and silver candles,
That would just have matched his hair
and hers.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a Panda who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
Sing it, Shampoo!

Ranma got run over by a panda
Walking home from Ukyou's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Panda,
But as for me an' Shampoo, we believe.

Ranma got run over by a panda
Walking home from Ukyou's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Panda,
But as for me an' Shampoo, we believe.