- I like playing with little things that move. I especially enjoy chasing them.
Like mice, they're an excellent example of fun.
- I love to eat wet food. mmmm... yummy!
- I like sleeping a lot.
- I can lie down and look pretty and may even let my humans pet me at this
time.
- Flies are a good source of extra protein. They're also fun to catch an torture.
I like to bite off a few legs and let them crawl around for a while before I finish
them off.
- Sometimes I play a trick on my humans, I'll pretend that I want them to pet
me, then I'll bite them when they try!
- I love going outside, especially at night. A human wouldn't understand, so
I won't bother explaining.
- I love sitting on a window sill (with the window open). As an alternative,
I'll just look out a closed window. It's like television is for people.
- Sitting in the sun is warm, relaxing, and comfortable.
- The average cat sleeps 16 hours a day. Sounds good doesn't it?
- I can smell things humans can't.
- I can jump really high.
- I can hear things beyond human capability. I don't have to look where I want
to hear, just adjust my ears.
- When I'm really happy I will begin to knead. Blankets are so squishy!
- I like to hide under the couch to avoid bad and evil things.
- When I change my mood, my whiskers can move.
- "Lefty" cats, like myself, are psychic.
- I can tell when a human is coming from far away.
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