Alphabet Improv Story

Author: Agent Em As May walked down the street, she noticed that something was out of the ordinary. Before she could even react, someone jumped on her, from behind a tree! Crying and screaming, her hysterical friend, Rally, revealed her true identity. Damn, May thought ... does she ALWAYS have to do that?!? "Every single time! It never fails with you, Rally!" "Fine then, go ahead and spaz on me May! Can't you see I'm in need of help?" "Gosh, Rally, I could've told you THAT!" "Hey! That's not what I meant!" "I can't read your mind, Rally. Besides, you're the one who jumped out and nearly made me pee my pants!" "Jeez May, it's always you, you, you ... can't you stop being so selfish for once?" "'Kay, go ahead and bite my head off! You started it." "Liar!" "Me?" "No ... who else dumbass?" "Oh fine then, be that way! See if I care!" "Please don't be mad at me, you know I didn't mean it!!!" "Quiet ... did you hear that? Uh oh..." "Run!!" "Stupid idiot, why didn't you say something?" "Then I would have felt dumb if I'd just been hearing things!" "Unbelievable. You always do things like this!" "Very funny. Ha ha." "Why thank you." "Xylophone! Right in front of us! Where'd that come from??" "You know what? I have absolutely no idea whatsoever." "Zebras ... it was them I know it ... gotta blame the zebras. It's ALWAYS their fault!" Literature ../Em In Black