The heroine all in black remember that
Just in case we're ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me ... (E)M.I.B.
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't blink
Think what's there but now's gone
Black suit with the black shades on

Walk in shadow move in silence
Protect against stupidity and violence
But though I'm not on any government list
I straight don't exist
No name and no fingerprints
Saw something strange
Watch your back
Cause you never quite know where (E)M.I.B. is at
Uh and...

Here comes Em in Black (here she comes)
Anime defender (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Here comes Em in Black (Em in Black)
She'll make you remember (uh uh, uh uh)

Now from the deepest of the darkest of nights
On the horizon, I come prepared to fight
Claiming it's japanimation
Can only lead to certain doom
Because although you think you know
Pokemon and Digimon aren't all there is to it
It's Japanese animated media
And I'm here to insure the respect of it
Call it Anime
That's what I say that's the way I be
Ya know what I mean

I say this foreign art form is wicked for ya
I mean what I say, don't try to trick ya
I'm your first, last and only line of defense
Against the worst scum of the universe
I protect the rights of all Anime fans
Cuz I'm the fearless
(E)M.I.B.'s the Anime saviour and all that
What's that stand for?
Em In Black.

Em in Black
Right on, Right on
Em in Black (Em in Black)
Let me see ya just watch it with me
Just hear me out
Just see what Anime is really about
If you just give it a chance, you'll see
There's more to it than the eye can see
It's the story lines, art, and all the rest
That make Anime what it is
Truly -- the best
So take a walk with me to the video store
And see how Anime is so much more
Then those North American cartoons

Here comes Em in Black (here she comes)
Anime defender (right on, right on)
Here comes Em in Black (Em in Black)
She'll make you remember (uh uh, uh uh)

All right check it
Let me tell you listen, close in
I know I might seem imposing
But trust me if I ever show in your session
Believe me it's for your own protection
Cuz I know the truth and I want you to see
Cuz I be places that you need not be
So go with your life
Forget the American crap
Show love and respect to Anime
Or you'll regret it
Cuz I'm Em in Black

Here comes Em in Black (Em in Black)
Anime defender (oh, oh, oh, oh)
Here comes Em in Black (oh here she comes)
She'll make you remember (make you remember)